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ABC told me that a sponser has compplained about my making anti-Nixon jokes. I would
just like to say that I believe Mr. Nixon did his best to destroy this country. Mr. Nixon tried to abrogate freedom
of speech, our freedom of the press. He did all kinds of dishonest things.
He wiretapped people's phones. He had an enemies list. This is an occasion
for crying, not really for joking. But my way, a comedian's way, is to make jokes. So I intend to keep on making
jokes about Richard Nixon. And I have one thing to say to you, Mr. Sponser, whoever you are, don't sponser our
show, we don't need you.
